Hi there! Yes you. Thanks for stopping by, unless you clicked on this website by mistake, then thanks for stopping by and maybe I’ll see you again? Now that we’ve met it would be rude for us not to say hi again, it would be quite awkward really if we passed each other on the internet and didn’t say hi, just avoided eye contact and just kept typing… but if you have found me and meant to find me then WELCOME!
Great shoes by the way! Where did you get them?
I suppose I should start by saying I won my Oscar for… what’s that? I don’t have an Oscar for best Writing Adapted Screenplay yet? Oh, whoops, guess I shouldn’t have given that one away…just pretend you didn’t know and act all excited when I win, okay?
Here’s the official report:
Clare Griffin is a writer based in Melbourne, Australia whose work has appeared in numerous publications online and in print. Clare’s freelance work has covered features, interviews, profiles, sports journalism, reviews, travel writing, plays and ghostwriting. She has written copy and procedure writing for Australian and international companies.
She has a BA in Professional Writing and can quite often be caught daydreaming about her latest book boyfriend. Her debut novel Tumble was self published in 2016 and her 10 minute play The Karma Fairy came runner up in the 2017 Take Ten Writing Festival. She has an obsession with 80s pop and rock music and lives with her husband, sons, a retired Greyhound and too many shoes.*
Here’s the not so official report:
Clare is a leggy blonde and goes by the name Helga**
*This is not true, you can never have too many shoes
**This is also not true and may be a work of fiction